December 2012
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One Day Early
Happy 2013! What’s that, it’s only December 31st? Oh, I believe you’re correct, but I’m celebrating the New Year One Day Early. How? By asking you, How Can I Help? See , I’m not really a fan of New Year’s resolutions. I think they’re over romanticized, a way to feel good about ideas or activities…
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The Price Of Fitness?
“Hey, what does wmembership cost here?” “I’m not sure, maybe $50 per month.” “Damn, that’s expensive!” That was the beginning to a conversation I had one morning last week with an employee at the gym, concerning the price of gym memberships on Long Island. We named a number of cheap gyms in the area, from…
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Sore Like An Eagle
Benjamin Franklin wanted the national bird to be the Wild Turkey. Benny F was a great inventor, but I’m glad that this idea fell through. Can you imagine a turkey as the national bird? They can’t even fly! Eagles can do cool shit like this: (Don’t worry, the eagle wasn’t hurt; PETA supervised the filming…
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Don’t Drop The Weights
Feety pajamas were the original traction control system. There are two possible reactions to that. Some of you are smiling right now, remembering races around the house during which your rubberized feet helped you feel like a race car, beating your cotton-clad family members. If you don’t have these memories, I ask you to ensure…
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Chatting Training With St. Nick
Pst! Pst! I have to whisper, because everyone is still asleep. It’s Christmas morning! You know what that means; boys and girls everywhere are celebrating consumerism and the commercialization of a conglomerate pagan holiday! Now, in the spirit of Christmas, let me tell you a secret: It might be hard to believe, but it’s true! …
Harold Gibbons | MovementGPS 