
If I’m ever on Death Row, my last meal would be scrambled eggs cooked in Kerrygold butter, a sliced avocado, and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food ice cream. My last workout would probably consist of deadlifts, chin-ups, Blast Strap Push-Ups, and sprints. Assuming that the deadlifts add to my vertical, I’ll be…

Benjamin Franklin wanted the national bird to be the Wild Turkey. Benny F was a great inventor, but I’m glad that this idea fell through. Can you imagine a turkey as the national bird? They can’t even fly! Eagles can do cool shit like this: (Don’t worry, the eagle wasn’t hurt; PETA supervised the filming…