
There are two things that I eat at diners: Scrambled eggs and salads. Recently I’ve been erring towards salads, avoiding the possibility of a subpar scramble. Not that I’m biased, but I might make the best scrambled eggs in the world. The last time I ventured outside of that was having pumpkin pancakes at 10am…

Cats, oatmeal, hot yoga, Barry Manilow, reality TV, and planks. These are all things that people lovvvveeeee but are overrated. There’s a lot of hype for each of those in their respective fields, but when you look at what you’re getting, it’s not a whole lot. I did a super-scientific poll to look at the…

Ah, April. Spring has arrived, marked with fuzzy bunnies and pretty eggs. I liked the eggs the most, because they’re goddamn delicious. The spring equinox has been celebrated for centuries, and Easter has Pagan roots. As it turns out, April Fools’ Day is linked to the the Roman holiday of Hilaria. That means that thousands…