Get Your Chin-Up

If I'm ever on Death Row, my last meal would be scrambled eggs cooked in Kerrygold butter, a sliced avocado, and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food ice cream.  My last workout would probably consist of deadlifts, chin-ups, Blast Strap Push-Ups, and sprints.  Assuming that the deadlifts add to my vertical, I’ll be …

Sore Like An Eagle

Benjamin Franklin wanted the national bird to be the Wild Turkey.  Benny F was a great inventor, but I'm glad that this idea fell through.  Can you imagine a turkey as the national bird?  They can't even fly!  Eagles can do cool shit like this: (Don't worry, the eagle wasn't hurt; PETA supervised the filming …

Sexy Lady, Bringing Sexy Back

Debating two options at a time seems to be the American tradition.  During the recently passed election season (RIP), we only Obama and Romney, and the mass media ignored the other qualified candidates.  One of these days, one of them will have the funds to compete on the national level.  The same should happen with …

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