Uncategorized
-
I’m On A Boat
If there’s anything that I love in sports, it’s come from behind wins. It’s a last minute string of goals to take a game to overtime, it’s a birdie to force a playoff, it’s a deadlift PR to reach your goal total. Our top of mind thought for come-back doesn’t typically include sailboats. Unfortunately, when most…
-
Side Lying Hip-Extended Clamshell
I have a butt-complex. It may be driven by an ex-girlfriend who told me that my derrière wasn’t there, and it may also be that most of popular fitness culture emphasizes a butt that looks like a sandbar. That’s not cool. Operation Build-A-Butt has been paired with the “Pick Up Heavy Shit” Plan, and I’m…
-
You Are An Athlete. Act Accordingly.
When was the last time you competed? Like, in sports? Yes, it’s a serious question. For many of us, the answer is probably high-school, perhaps college, and maybe you’ve joined a local 5k or a mud run. Mud Runs don’t count, because they serve you beer when you’re done. If you’re drinking, it’s not a sport.…
-
You Should Be Lovin’ It.
The scent was incredible. Fragrant, salty; it smelled like fond memories of childhood. Yankee Candle could make a scent out of it, and I would buy them in bulk. The scent was the familiar scent of McDonald’s french fries. It was waiting for the 11:08 Babylon train to leave Penn Station, a man sat down…
-
INB4 “Serena Is So Jacked”
I’m not one for the major league sports. Of Baseball, Football, Basketball, and Hockey, I rarely watch anything other than a Raven’s game or a Saints game. I never enjoyed them that much in childhood, and they just doesn’t get me going. The inherent fanaticism in sports culture overrides the athleticism. I’m all about other…
Harold Gibbons | MovementGPS 